An Ode to the "Shower Hotel"...

**Prologue: So, there is a hotel in the City Beautiful that we stay at everytime we visit. It has the most amzing shower that we have ever seen so we have renamed the hotel the "shower hotel" (i know, we are quite creative.) However, i have included the picture of the shower apparatus. There are 6 functions to be exact. AND there is central water heating. Heaven will probably have these showers. that is how highly we think of the shower hotel.... Please enjoy my rendition of our gratitude to the shower hotel...**

An ode to the shower hotel.
Oh shower in the shower hotel,
how much we love thee,
let us count the ways...

ye who have no geyser,
spout warm water without wait.
joy comes with the thought of you,
and causes many to faint.

An ode to the shower hotel.
Oh shower in the shower hotel,
how much we love thee,
let us count the ways...

your choices are beyond compare,
use a bucket or regular spray,
you are the most lovely and fair,
from your shower i will never stray.

An ode to the shower hotel.
Oh shower in the shower hotel,
how much we love thee,
let us count the ways...

ye who deliver w/ such water pressure
& all other showers are deemed lesser.
man may travel far forriches & power
but he will never find a better shower...

An ode to the shower hotel.
Oh shower in the shower hotel,
how much we love thee,
let us count the ways...