See the Trailer with reviewsMonday, July 26, 2010
Farm Fun with a Durban Excursion
See the Trailer with reviewsThursday, July 22, 2010
Tembisa
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Joburg outings with Ed and Kate
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
The Rock of Holding - Lefika la phodiso
I've been typing and typing and typing and missing a team to work with and typing and typing...did i mention typing??? I think i hit my wall. I've been sitting here staring at my PILE of reports and observations to type up and code... and i just can't do it. I think i'm just too cold, too tired, too emotionally beaten to read any more. In therapy language...I am holding too much.
Funny FIFA 2010 questions....
Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? ( UK )
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much youve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, its only two thousand kilometres take lots of water…
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa ? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town , Knysna and Jeffreys Bay? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? ( USA )
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not…oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is north in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and well send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa ? ( Germany )
A: Not yet, but for you, well import them.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can di spense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but youll have to learn it first.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Paul the octopus....
on the radio news sunday morning, it was reported that holland was undaunted by paul's prediction...
Perhaps they should have been...
Congrats Espana!!!
Saturday, July 10, 2010
a wonder-ful day
Farm Fun with a Durban Excursion
See the Trailer with reviews7:11 AM | Labels: amy, durban, ed and kate, howick | 2 Comments
Tembisa
7:23 AM | Labels: Tembisa | 2 Comments
Joburg outings with Ed and Kate
12:40 AM | Labels: African market, Hennops hiking, top of africa | 0 Comments
The Rock of Holding - Lefika la phodiso
Jo'burg has been alive with worldcup fever. Now its over. Several of my southafrican coworkers commented today...the world cup was great but i'm so glad for it to be over so life can get back to normal! The traffic is congested again. The street guys are selling new things instead of scarves/jerseys/and vuvuzelas. Its snowing in the cape which means its COLD here. I'm sitting in my office with 3 layers on, including my jacket and i can't feel my toes...
I've been typing and typing and typing and missing a team to work with and typing and typing...did i mention typing??? I think i hit my wall. I've been sitting here staring at my PILE of reports and observations to type up and code... and i just can't do it. I think i'm just too cold, too tired, too emotionally beaten to read any more. In therapy language...I am holding too much.
7:49 AM | Labels: holding, lefika | 2 Comments
Funny FIFA 2010 questions....
These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner - i think we would be friends.
Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? ( UK )
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much youve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, its only two thousand kilometres take lots of water…
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa ? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town , Knysna and Jeffreys Bay? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? ( USA )
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not…oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is north in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and well send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa ? ( Germany )
A: Not yet, but for you, well import them.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can di spense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but youll have to learn it first.
6:39 AM | Labels: travel questions | 1 Comments
Paul the octopus....
on the radio news sunday morning, it was reported that holland was undaunted by paul's prediction...
Perhaps they should have been...
Congrats Espana!!!
9:02 AM | Labels: paul, worldcup | 0 Comments
a wonder-ful day
12:04 PM | Labels: ed and kate, sunset, wondercaves | 2 Comments


